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Do you want to know why men name their penis? So the most important decisions in their life aren't made by a stranger.

Linda Howard

Do you want to know why men name their penis? So the most important decisions in their life aren't made by a stranger.

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About Linda Howard

Linda S. Howington (born August 3, 1950 in Alabama, United States) is an American best-selling romance/suspense author under her pseudonym Linda Howard.