Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds.
There is so much woman in many a girl and too much boy in many a man.
Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.
While you were busy trying to prove God stands behind you, God was before me lighting the trail, so he could lead us both.
Whenever you are angry, take a beautiful object in your house and smash it to pieces. The pity you feel for what you have done is silly compared to what you are doing to your mind: taking a sacred mom...
These are the words of a fool: I am happy to be a fool, for i won't spend my time gazing at lines difficult to decipher, while my mates are drinking with glee.
I'm a Joker. Dangerous and silly at the same time.
Good writing is remembering detail. Most people want to forget. Don't forget things that were painful or embarrassing or silly. Turn them into a story that tells the truth.
Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub?
I love my ex so much I printed out all his pictures. After all, I need him for target practice. And I just love customised toilet paper and doormats. My only regret is that those items don't bear his...
If a friend starts behaving silly because you bother him so much, don't worry, you're not the first person, he has got a sting in his stomach, an hunger that causes an epidemic hatred.