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Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall

Larry Wilde

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall

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About Larry Wilde

Larry Wilde (born Herman Wildman, February 6, 1928 – September 3, 2023) was an American actor, comedian, motivational speaker, university instructor and publisher. He is best known as the author of 53 published books of humor.