I still think we ought to just hire the town and take it with us. Then we’d have a good barkeep and someone to play the pianer.
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
The problem with a philosophy or a belief is that you soon start changing the facts to fit it.
It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.
I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'
Those who are truly grateful are deeply moved by the privilege of living.
Your smile and your laughter lit my whole world.
You can't always expect people to apply your wisdom when they didn't use wisdom before they found themselves knee deep in their version of justice.
If you're not reaching back to help anyone then you're not building a legacy.
If you caress me one more time, you will melt the butter on my toast.
Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.