Shake a bridle over a Yorkshireman's grave and he'll rise and steal a horse.
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
You must lose a fly to catch a trout.
One bliss for which there is no match is when you itch to up and scratch.
Worthless as wither'd weeds.
In baiting a mousetrap with cheese always leave room for the mouse.
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't put his pants on.
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
If you can't bite don't show your teeth.
Fatigue is the best pillow.