When you thumb your nose at the laws of physics like you've been doing, the universe tends to get you back through biology. Atticus
There’s no damsel with a tragic history in there? With a name like the Three Craftsmen, they each should build something awesome for a beautiful princess to try to win her favor and then two of them w...
The bog was already bigger than a king’s ego and at night darker and more dangerous than a badger’s arsehole—ye just really didn’t want to be pokin
Not complaining. I’m lobbying. It’s this whole other word.>
Maple-flavored whale shit.
You will need to make an effort to appear a little less scruffy.
Vampires inspire screams, not squees.
Thunder gods don't hide.The Russian shrugged. I am not like Thor. I have Russian depth of character. And I like to help people, not hurt them. Usually I help with vodka. You want some?
Three gods, two Druids, and a selkie walk into a bar …
There are trees to pee on and tiny animals to chase! (Oberon
The beard of Odin told you that he wasn’t a hippie or a barbarian or a fantasy author but a god who could bring order to chaos.
The Celtic ideal for clothing was that it had to be easy to move in if you needed to fight and easy to take off if you wanted a quickie.
Technology is always perfectly dependable until it isn't.
So my free advice is to always find something to love and to make you laugh—something that will keep you in the here and now. Hounds are good at it, and they work for me. They may or may not work for...
Since I’ve become a Druid, I’ve seen some pretty weird shit, Atticus, Granuaile said, but Beardy Baggins there squaring off against Squid Head McGee in the snow might be the weirdest.
Pastafarians
Oberon one day Atticus was amazed to discover that when Jupiter said As you wish, what he really meant was I love you.
Oberon Atticus Gods below, I think you're right. Quick, to the Geekmobile!
Má ithis, nar chacair! I told him in Gaeilge, a fantastic curse for one such as Mammon, who always wants more: It means, May you eat but not defecate.
My father taught me that words shape people as the hammer shapes iron. Leaders bend religions to their purposes, and religions in turn bend the people who believe in them.