Druids can’t jump. Without
Did you just say Ragnarok is poppycock?
Cunning is better than running.
Threat that I forgot how good it feels to be rooted. And to be rooted is not the same thing at all as being tied down. To be rooted is to say, here am I nourished and here will I grow, for I have foun...
Is the Way and the Truth.
A misbegotten cockwaffle.
You can’t put your fist through a man’s wood and expect him to forgive and forget.
When in a fight for your life, you never, ever fight fairly. Honor and sportsmanship are wonderful in games that don’t matter, but it’s the honorable guys who always die in real battles.
When in a fight for your life, you never, ever fight fairly. Honor and sportsmanship are wonderful in games that don’t matter, but it’s the honorable guys who always die in real battles. When there’s...
What does one do when one needs to pray to the gods for patience but a god is causing the need for patience?
They say, ‘You know nothing, Jon Snow.
There is heroism to be found in great battles, it is true; warriors with stable knees who fight and know that they will die for an idea or for the safety of loved ones back home. But there are also pe...
There are trees to pee on and tiny animals to chase! (Oberon
The essence of Druidry is training the mind to both handle contradictory input and construct contradictory output.' 'I continued to lecture a bit more, to disguise the fact that I was getting my ass h...
That’s right, there’s free beer in Irish paradise. Everyone’s jealous.
She'd made life poignant for the Irish. The terror she inspired gave peace its serenity; the pain she caused gave health its lustre; her failure to love made me grateful for my ability to do so, and I...
Shared knowledge can weigh heavy in the scales of power,
Perhaps he'd been using Just for Gods hair cream.
It's only a slight modification of causality.
It is best to know when to keep your salami in your pants and when to pull it out, however, and even my priests have had some difficulty with that issue.