When in doubt, know your way out, I always say. I thought you always said, ‘When in doubt, blame the dark elves.’ Well, yeah, that too.
The victors' view of history rarely matches that of the vanquished.
The function of assholes in the world, just like the asshole we all have, is to spread shit around. They are loathsome and dirty and smell extraordinarily bad, but they are also vitally necessary.
The beard of Odin told you that he wasn’t a hippie or a barbarian or a fantasy author but a god who could bring order to chaos.
That’s right, there’s free beer in Irish paradise. Everyone’s jealous.
Thank the Gods Below for paranoia. I classified it as a survival skill rather than a neurotic condition.
Shared knowledge can weigh heavy in the scales of power,
Pain fades, but freedom is an enduring joy.
Má ithis, nar chacair! I told him in Gaeilge, a fantastic curse for one such as Mammon, who always wants more: It means, May you eat but not defecate.
Like the honey badger, the werewolf takes what it wants.
Hopefully next time I won't be recovering from an assassination attempt, and then I'll do better.
He didn’t spend time on niceties like saying hello. He answered the phone with, Have you changed your mind about Thor? Um … no, I said, and he promptly hung
Hakko Drazlip and the Tootle Froots.
Good. Because we were thinking of a place kind of like this one in Oregon. Atticus had already told his attorney, Hal Hauk, to find a suitable place near or in the Willamette Valley.
Eternity is a long time to spend doing nothing, after all.
Cunning is better than running.
Celibacy is a terrible idea, adhered to by people who hate themselves and want everyone else to do the same. You should do what you want to do, you know.
Bitch, he growls, immediately grasping for the world that most men do when they encounter a woman they can’t control.
Better to ask forgiveness than permission and to answer their shenanigans with even better shenanigans.
Atticus, I think we're being stalked by the ghost of Alfred Hitchcock. First it was a Vulture adn now two giant ravens are coming our way. Oberon