I turned my back on Coyote without saying another word. He didn’t want to know what I was going to do with those granny panties. Surprisingly, Granuaile did. Sensei, what were you going to do with tho...
I am unsure why modern men are so reluctant to admit that they enjoy snuggling. When they scoff at it or claim to despise it, they’re lying, of course, trying to conform to some bullshit code of machi...
Eternity is a long time to spend doing nothing, after all.
Better to ask forgiveness than permission and to answer their shenanigans with even better shenanigans.
Atticus, ixnay issingpay off the oppercay.>
And there were carved hearts in the trunks of trees with the initials of couples who felt there was no more romantic thing they could do to celebrate their love than scar the local plant life
Paranoia was my standard operating procedure.
Gibbering case of Oh, Shit! I believe that’s a bona fide psychological term; if it isn’t, it should be.
Yes, but even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
When you're driving, you don't focus on everything at once, but you have peripheral awareness of it, right? You focus on what you need to at any given moment, whether it's the car in front of you, the...
The future always waits until the present to reveal its plans. But the past can clarify our goals for us sometimes, help us say good-bye to those we haven’t let go, even realize that we need to change...
The allure of unthinking animal bliss is powerful; it always calls to us, in the same way as the edge of a cliff or the waves of the ocean: Jump. It is a necessary part of our natures, full of delight...
Sometimes I forget what I look like and I do something out of character, such as sing shepherd tunes in Aramaic while I’m waiting in line at Starbucks, but the nice bit about living in urban America i...
Saying good-bye properly afforded me a measure of peace. It was a binding of a different sort, absent of the earth's power, but still hard proof that there is magic yet in the world.
Ragnarok will begin in the next few days, and it won’t end well for anyone, because apocalypses tend not to include happy endings.
Other people in my life right now, who help me forget all the other people I have buried or lost: They are truly magic for me.
Once horrors take hold in the mind, they tend to clutch and linger, and it takes waves and waves of laughter to wash them away.
Now, ye know right well I’m in favor of solving problems through stomping on nuts, but the first rule to follow—the one ye didn’t remember—is not to stomp on your own.
Nature doesn’t ask your permission; it doesn’t care about your wishes, or whether you like its laws or not. You’re obliged to accept it as it is, and consequently all its results as well.
It's not polite to ask if a man has a big salami in his pants, okay?
