And a too-passionate love of books can mew one in a cloister, putting up walls where there should be free range.
You can’t put your fist through a man’s wood and expect him to forgive and forget.
Why aren't you on the coast? he said, making it sound like an accusation.Because I have new mulch for the garden to help us all grow.He snorted in disbelief. Doubtful. You are a dormant seed.I'd been...
When in doubt, know your way out, I always say. I thought you always said, ‘When in doubt, blame the dark elves.’ Well, yeah, that too.
When in a fight for your life, you never, ever fight fairly. Honor and sportsmanship are wonderful in games that don’t matter, but it’s the honorable guys who always die in real battles.
Unidentified hole, please shut it and inspect yourself. Continue to talk and you will be ignored.
They should kick it old school with the Bard.>
There is heroism to be found in great battles, it is true; warriors with stable knees who fight and know that they will die for an idea or for the safety of loved ones back home. But there are also pe...
Their numbers swell like viruses until they madden someone with a large army.
The function of assholes in the world, just like the asshole we all have, is to spread shit around. They are loathsome and dirty and smell extraordinarily bad, but they are also vitally necessary.
Sweet Honey of Dagda, now I was babbling.
Strange how we unconsciously steer ourselves into new spectacular mistakes while trying to avoid repeating our past failures.
Silly cop, I don't need your help; I have a werewolf on retainer.
People still need to know that ye would fix everything if ye could.
I bet it’s a universal truth: You eat your pie or go home.
Hence the reason I encourage you to believe what you wish. The heaven of teh Pastafarians is supposed to have beer volcanoes, which sounds like a fantastic idea to me. Imagine eruptions of a mellow ch...
Hakko Drazlip and the Tootle Froots.
Good. Because we were thinking of a place kind of like this one in Oregon. Atticus had already told his attorney, Hal Hauk, to find a suitable place near or in the Willamette Valley.
Depression is a place that you have a key but you don't look for it.
And there were carved hearts in the trunks of trees with the initials of couples who felt there was no more romantic thing they could do to celebrate their love than scar the local plant life