“ You said Americans assert their own opinions as if they were facts and dismiss inconvenient facts as mere opinions. Kevin Hearne
“ What’s the point of fighting for your friends’ lives and stuff if you don’t live your life with them?> Kevin Hearne
“ Sometimes you simply need to say thank you to someone, to be grateful for the road behind and the road ahead and the place you’re at, and gods are very good at accepting those feelings. And for all th… Kevin Hearne
“ Other times escape our notice, slipping by while we are preoccupied, and we do not appreciate their enormity until it’s too late to do anything but regret that we had not paid more attention in the pr… Kevin Hearne
“ Now, I will be the first to admit that human life was not worth much to my generation in the Iron Age, but Flidais and her kind are forever rooted in Bronze Age morality, which goes something like thi… Kevin Hearne
“ Morrigan visited me in my dreams. It tore me away from a nightmare where I was trying to teach high school science to a room full of creationists, so I was mightily relieved to see the Chooser of the… Kevin Hearne
“ Luke Skywalker, hero of the Battle of Yavin, has cast his lot with the rebels, lending his formidable piloting skills to whatever missions his leaders assign him. But he is haunted by his all-too-brie… Kevin Hearne
“ Let me tell you, people go on and on about what a great idea electricity was, but I'm going to put toilet paper right next to the wheel and say those are the best ideas anyone's ever had. Scoff at it… Kevin Hearne
“ Law is all that separates us from barbarism and the howling within; it is a necessary leash on our darker natures. The same should be true of gods. As we are subject to law and order, they should be a… Kevin Hearne
“ I’m totally a ninja wolfhound. This car is ridiculous, though. He has a revolting citrus air freshener in here. Do you know when his birthday is? We should get him one that smells like steak or Italia… Kevin Hearne
“ It was a statement that begged to be corrected, a favorite stratagem of mine to keep people talking. Say something a person knows to be wrong and very few will be able to contain the inner pedant who… Kevin Hearne
“ It comes down to the fact that he serves a different value system than any human one. I pointed out that Gaia was interested in protecting the vitality and variety of life on the whole planet. Broadly… Kevin Hearne
“ Ihave never thought that winds howled so much as moaned. My imagination gives them reasons: They moan because they’re weary of their never-ending journey around the globe and are haunted by what they’… Kevin Hearne
“ If you still want to tell him you’re sorry tomorrow or a hundred years from now, you’re going to get that chance. Because you’re going to be around. And maybe when you say it there will be forgiveness… Kevin Hearne
“ I thought for the longest time that chicken-fried steak was steak that had been fried by specially trained chickens, Kevin Hearne
“ I think this man might actually possess supernatural powers. He makes people lose their minds and I’m sure some of them do lose bladder control as well. I see. And who is this author Neil Fucking Gaim… Kevin Hearne
