All the earth wants ye to do is thrive, and ye feel that love whenever ye contact an elemental.
A morbid thought wandered into my consciousness and said hello: If Basasael ate my dumb Druid ass, would the Morrigan be able to bring me back fully functional, resurrected from—what? Angel poop? That...
A man’s supposed to shit himself after he dies, son, not before. Try to remember that, lad, so that when your time comes, you won’t make a right girly mess of it. Now fuck off and go play in the bog.
Brain death didn't allow one time to heal, and the brain was the warehouse for the spirit. Punch a hole in that and you'd shuffle off your mortal coil right away. Keeping your coil unshuffled was the...
We banked around until we found a rainbow in the dark. It was on this occasion that I discovered that Granuaile had never heard of Ronnie James Dio. My shock at this news was such that I almost comple...
What? You didn’t even let me finish my first sentence!
No, Oberon, stakes, as in a wooden stake you drive into the ground. It’s a homophone. And you’ve been so patient too.
He says as he drops it by me side again. I can't help but chuckle at that. Ye know how to train humans already, don't ye?
No,
I don’t think there is one. We had our priorities straight.
Hordes, not whores. He had both, though, now that you mention it. You have no idea.
This is weird, I feel like I should be telling you a story right now. Oberon
Paranoia was my standard operating procedure.
Landed on my chest and stuck its proboscis
Yes, but even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
Witches and I generally don't get along. Druids look at the tapestry of nature and try to make sure the weave of it remains strong, reinforcing the binding amongst all living things and sewing up the...
Why am I here? Wukong chuckles, throwing his head back in unrestrained glee. A philosophical question! The answer is simple: to learn and to grow. No, I mean, why am I here right now? The Buddha cocks...
What’s the point of fighting for your friends’ lives and stuff if you don’t live your life with them?>
What? Who? You can't throw around pronouns like that without their antecedents if you want people to follow you.
Sometimes you simply need to say thank you to someone, to be grateful for the road behind and the road ahead and the place you’re at, and gods are very good at accepting those feelings. And for all th...