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What are you so pleased about?I only drink a little at a time, like half a cup ever four or five months, to maintain my current age. Half a cup has a mild laxative effect.What kind of effect?Laxative. It means it loosens the bowels.Half a cup has... But you just had me drink a whole pot!That's why I brought you the shovel...

Kevin Hearne

What are you so pleased about?I only drink a little at a time, like half a cup ever four or five months, to maintain my current age. Half a cup has a mild laxative effect.What kind of effect?Laxative. It means it loosens the bowels.Half a cup has... But you just had me drink a whole pot!That's why I brought you the shovel...

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