Careful with that ego, you could knock somebody over. Atticus
But even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
Atticus:I found it difficult not to grin like a geek at a Trekkie convention.
Are you telling me you're lawyer is a bloodsucking vampire?
An owl hoots in the night, spooky as five hells and a jar of creamy peanut butter—that shite’s unnatural.
Americans say all men created equal. These words very good. Make men feel special. They know is not true, not really, but they always say is true, and they point to these words and say, Ideas like thi...
All the earth wants ye to do is thrive, and ye feel that love whenever ye contact an elemental.
A man’s supposed to shit himself after he dies, son, not before. Try to remember that, lad, so that when your time comes, you won’t make a right girly mess of it. Now fuck off and go play in the bog....
Brain death didn't allow one time to heal, and the brain was the warehouse for the spirit. Punch a hole in that and you'd shuffle off your mortal coil right away. Keeping your coil unshuffled was the...
Orlaith asks as we return to the tree. Germany. You know they have sausages in vending machines there?
All right, buddy. What’ll it be?
This is weird, I feel like I should be telling you a story right now. Oberon
The inability to ameliorate the soul-destroying visual discord of corporate fast-food franchises. Some acquaintance or another would periodically drag me into one of the horrors, and, under the malign...
Suspect most people have someone like Beau Thatcher in their lives—a person standing in between who you used to be and who you want to be, guarding the wall and proclaiming that you shall forever be i...
One cannot sass me with impunity.
Now; it was not then. Satisfied that he had cowed me sufficiently, he mounted his chariot and snapped the reins, flying back into the dark clouds that had concealed his approach. From that day to this...
Is the Way and the Truth.
Your gift for euphemism continues to thrive. But I think I have heard of such modern relationships. There is a colloquialism for them, yes? They are boogie calls. Boogie? Oh! Nice try. You were very c...
You said he was shot by his own clone troopers? That was what his recording said. We, of course, had no way to confirm it. Asking the local garrison of troopers if someone may have shot a Rodian Jedi...
You hear that? The nice blonde in her thirties is actually more than 140 years old.