“ Its dead eyes were fixed on me and I’m sure it had no trouble locating me by sound, because I was hollering incoherently in an attempt to die angry at maximum volume. Kevin Hearne
“ It is a catalyst for suicide and untold other acts of selfishness and stupidity. I cannot think of a more poisonous emotion. Kevin Hearne
“ Ignore that guy, I said, pointing down. He’s always intruding on my conversations and poking his head in where he’s not wanted. Kevin Hearne
“ I wanted to say, I’m the Doctor and this is my companion, but I doubted Sophie was a fan of the long-running BBC series. Forget the TARDIS and the sonic screwdriver, the Doctor’s best gadget was the p… Kevin Hearne
“ I have noticed over many centuries of relationships that a corollary to love is worry. They sort of come together as a matched set, and it’s nigh impossible to ditch one without the other. I don’t mea… Kevin Hearne
“ I gladly shucked off my wet, muddy jeans and put on the new pair. I noticed she hadn't bought me any underwear; Granuaile either didn't think of it or she did think of it and decided that I should go… Kevin Hearne
“ I dislike guilt, the Morrigan said. It is regret and recrimination and despair over that which cannot be changed. It is like eating ashes for breakfast. It is the whip that clerics use on the laity, m… Kevin Hearne
“ I come to dungeon for good time—which maybe is problem, I admit—but I get bad time instead. Kevin Hearne
“ His eyes were glowing egg yolks, burning Scut Farkus eyes to make your kidneys cringe. Kevin Hearne
“ Exactly! Two years ago I thought I’d never escape Tatooine and I complained about everything. I grimaced at the memory of how I’d behaved. I’d definitely have some things to tell that kid now. And the… Kevin Hearne
“ Because there’s a narcissist with a bunch of cronies who wants to burn down the whole world—your piece of it included—for no other reason than to stoke his own ego and profit besides. So, kinda like a… Kevin Hearne
“ Atticus: You hear that? The nice blonde in her thirties is actually over 140 years old. :Oberon: She must use that Oil of Olay stuff. I wonder if it would get rid of the wrinkles on a shar-pei? Kevin Hearne
“ And perfect contentment, that sublime moment when you’re at peak anticipation for something and you know you’ll get it soon. I often think that moment is better in some ways than getting the thing its… Kevin Hearne
“ An owl hoots in the night, spooky as five hells and a jar of creamy peanut butter—that shite’s unnatural. Kevin Hearne
“ An elderly diner from a neighboring table had been dying for an excuse to stare at the exotic woman with rubies around her neck, and now Laksha had provided her one by laughing so loudly. She noticed… Kevin Hearne
“ He says as he drops it by me side again. I can't help but chuckle at that. Ye know how to train humans already, don't ye? Kevin Hearne
