Normally I laugh at such things, because there is nothing like a fart to lighten up a tense situation.
Arise, my love, let us try to set these ashes on fire again!
Movement is knowledge. Art is perception
Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability.
Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations.
We're entering a new world in which data may be more important than software.
Anger is never without a reason, but seldom with a good one.
Self-talk reflects your innermost feelings.
Isn't it strange how wise counsel can cool the hottest head? He made sense but my heart screamed protest.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
If you're not reaching back to help anyone then you're not building a legacy.