The Taliban travesty, a noxious combination of Deobandi rigidity, tribal chauvinism, and the aggression of the traumatized war orphan.
Wherever Cool is, anyway, I missed it, and now I'm stuck observing these machinations or sex and status and dancing and parties and people sucking at each other under the bleacher seating like some ki...
If you caress me one more time, you will melt the butter on my toast.
At least I rescued your poor hot dog.
Is that you giggling away to glory?Or is that just the flowers mingling with the bees and telling their story?
We love being mentally strong, but we hate situations that allow us to put our mental strength to good use.
A bird that fears falling off of a tree branch is ignorant of its gifts.
The best fighter is never angry.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.
I used to be a cool chick but I'm not anymore.