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Why can’t I use my laptop to take notes? To which the Brother Tohrment had replied, Because the tap-tapping of a keyboard makes me want to get my shotgun. Do you feel like having a cranial leak tonight?Ward, J.R. (2015-12-01). Blood Kiss: Black Dagger Legacy (p. 229). Penguin Publishing Group. Kindle Edition.

J.R. Ward

Why can’t I use my laptop to take notes? To which the Brother Tohrment had replied, Because the tap-tapping of a keyboard makes me want to get my shotgun. Do you feel like having a cranial leak tonight?Ward, J.R. (2015-12-01). Blood Kiss: Black Dagger Legacy (p. 229). Penguin Publishing Group. Kindle Edition.

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About J.R. Ward

Jessica Rowley Pell Bird Blakemore (born April 19, 1969) is an American novelist. Under her maiden name, Jessica Bird, she writes contemporary romance novels, and as J.R. Ward, she writes paranormal romance. She is a three-time winner of the Romance Writers of America RITA Award, once as Bird for Best Short Contemporary Romance for From the First and twice as Ward for Best Paranormal Romance for Lover Revealed and Dearest Ivie, and her books have been on The New York Times Best Seller list.