I should prefer to have a politician who regularly went to a massage parlour than one who promised a laptop computer for every teacher.
Come here and lie on your stomach. I know how to give Swedish massages. It'll relax you.You're not Swedish, I say.Yeah, well, neither are you. So if I do it wrong you'll never know the difference.
(n.) A rubbing or kneading of the body, especially when performed as a hygienic or remedial measure.
I’m taking a shower. Oh, God. She was killing him. Making him want to laugh out loud. Where had his sense of self-preservation gone? He didn’t feel emotion— that was far too dangerous. He shivered ben...