One can hardly do anything productive when one knows there is cake in the fridge.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Why this candle?Why this cake?The day of my birth is not today.I was born when you said, 'Hey.
Love is like a good cake; you never know when it's coming, but you'd better eat it when it does!
You're a shit cake with cum for whipped cream and dynamite for candles.
Cake is happiness! If you know the way of the cake, you know the way of happiness! If you have a cake in front of you, you should not look any further for joy!
To buy a cake... to howl at the moon... to know true happiness... I am happy.
The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
If you wait for a cake to be given to you so you will be happy- then you will be happy when someone gives you a cake. But if you buy a cake (or bake one) for yourself so you will be happy, you have fo...
Let's grab something for you from the kitchen, and then we'll go find Magnus.The something turned out to be a wedge of the most amazing cake he'd ever tasted. It had cream in the middle, a crust of ho...
I wanted to be the next Dana Carvey. This was my ultimate goal. If I ever cut into a birthday cake and made a wish, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' If I threw a coin into a fountain, I wo...