“ There's always someone we'd love to kill, the trick is to make it not look like an accident Josh Stern
“ Dating should really be more like furniture store commercials....I would love to' pay no interest for 6 months Josh Stern
“ I spread eggshells all over my room, so anyone who tries to get close when I sleep will know what they're walking on Josh Stern
“ The true genius of a Woman is her subtle flair in creating the illusion that you are the smart one Josh Stern
