Yo mama is so fat… she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad!
If we could get your subconscious mind to agree with your conscious mind about being happy, that's when your positive thoughts work.
Sometimes playing stupid opens your eyes to the truth.
When God is ready for you to move, He will make your situation uncomfortable.
The day when the fire that we had lit in our minds reaches our hearts, we will start turning every person that we come in contact with into ashes. We become the ghosts that we always feared.
Belief is a wonderful way to pass the time until the facts come in.
God is not a cosmic bellboy for whom we can press a button to get things.
Change is inevitable. Progression is a choice. We all move, but are you going to move forward?
Many people say I'm the best women's soccer player in the world. I don't think so. And because of that, someday I just might be.
One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.
I have found so much beauty in the dark,as I have found a lot of horror in the light.