Q: What is an animal’s favorite day? A: St. Petrick’s Day!
I am all that hath been, and is, and shall be; and my veil no mortal has hitherto raised.
If we had to earn our age by thinking for ourselves at least once a year, only a handful of people would reach adulthood.
Nothing complements a fast mind better than a slow tongue. And nothing aggravates a slow mind better than a fast tongue.
Dreams become regrets when left in the mind, never planted in the soil of action.
I have to be alone very often. I'd be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That's how I refuel.
Let my silence grow with noise as pregnant mothers grow with life. Let my silence permeate these walls as sunlight permeates a home. Let the silence rise from unwatered graves and craters left by bomb...
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
A bird that fears falling off of a tree branch is ignorant of its gifts.
Kids are absolutely starved for positive adult contact.
Success is hard, rewards are scant and the glory not always there.