Yo mama is so fat… she's got her own area code!
What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin? A: You get light music!
Yo mama is so poor… she can't afford to pay attention!
A house really smelly? A: Just a phew! Q: What’s a skunk’s philosophy on life? A: Eat, stink, and be merry! Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp? A: Something that stinks and stings!...
Yo mama is so old… she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. Yo mama is so old… her first pet was a T-Rex! Yo mama is so old… she took her driving test on a dinosaur! Yo mama is so old… her bi...
Yo mama is so lazy… she undercooks Ramen noodles! Yo mama is so lazy… she don’t have dining table because she is always in bed! Yo mama is so lazy… she stuck her head out the window to let the wind bl...
Yo mama is so poor… she put a Happy Meal on layaway! Yo mama is so poor… burglars break into her house and leave money! Yo mama is so poor… her TV has two channels: ON and OFF! Yo mama is so poor… her...
What do cows make during earthquakes? A: Milkshakes!
Yo mama is so ugly… they had to feed her with a Frisbee! Yo mama is so ugly… when she watches TV the channels change themselves! Yo mama is so ugly… she looks like she has been bobbing for apples in h...
What kind of apple isn't an apple? A: A pineapple!
Why do elephants live in the jungle? A: Because they don’t have to pay rent!
What do you get if you cross a cat with Santa? A: Santa Claws!
Yo mama is so old… she used to babysit Adam and Eve!
Where do snowmen check their email? A: On the winternet! Q: What do snowmen call their kids? A: Chill-dren! Q: What is an earthquake’s favorite song? A: Shake, rattle, and roll! Q: What is it called w...
Yo mama is so old… she knew the Dead Sea when it started getting sick!
Who’s there? Betty! Betty who? Betty can’t guess who I am! Knock knock! Who’s there? Zena! Zena who? I Zena stealing my bike yesterday! Knock knock! Who’s there? Barbie! Barbie who? Barbie Q!
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow… I can't believe it's not butter.
What eight letter word has one letter in it? A: Envelope!
What kind of driver will never get a license?
What kind of phone makes music? A: Saxophone! Q:
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