“ Q: What do snowmen call their kids? A: Chill-dren! Q: What is an earthquake’s favorite song? A: Shake, rattle, and roll! Johnny B. Laughing
“ Knock knock! Who’s there? Toby! Toby who? Toby or not to be? That is the question. Johnny B. Laughing
“ Yo mama is so ugly… when she joined an ugly contest, they said, Sorry, no professionals. Johnny B. Laughing
“ Yo mama is so ugly… I told her to take out the trash and we never saw her again! Johnny B. Laughing
“ Yo mama is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club, everyone thought she was Jabber the Hut from Star Wars. Johnny B. Laughing