Q: Where can you ALWAYS find money? A: In the dictionary!
My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake.
Instead of being regarded as intelligent or knowledgeable, many a woman would rather be regarded as beautiful or good in the kitchen; many a man, as handsome or good in bed.
The purpose of learning is not to give exams in class and forget about it, but to increase the knowledge until they possess an area of the earth for God almighty
Of all the varieties of virtues, liberalism is the most beloved.
Everyone checks out my mom. My mom's hot.
Capture your youth, while you can.
Advice to my younger self:1 Start where you are with what you have2 Try not to hurt other people3 Take more chances4 If you fail, keep trying
The biggest disease this day and age is that of people feeling unloved.
When you are fitted in a racing car and you race to win, second or third place is not enough.
A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.