“ Yo mama is so fat… she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones. Johnny B. Laughing
“ Yo mama is so fat… it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side. Johnny B. Laughing
“ Why did the girl keep running around her bed? A: She was trying to catch up on her sleep! Johnny B. Laughing
“ What did the drink machine say when a quarter got stuck? A: Money is tight these days! Johnny B. Laughing
“ Q: Why was the mother flea so unhappy? A: All her children have gone to the dogs! Johnny B. Laughing
“ Q: Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? A: I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday! Johnny B. Laughing
“ Q: Which dinosaur can jump higher than a house? A: All of them because houses don’t jump! Johnny B. Laughing
“ Q: When is a strange dog most likely to walk into your house? A: When the door is wide open! Johnny B. Laughing
“ Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer? A: You get a short circuit! Johnny B. Laughing
“ Knock knock! Who’s there? Texas! Texas who? I told you to Texas when you got home! Johnny B. Laughing
“ Knock knock! Who’s there? Shelby! Shelby who? Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes! Johnny B. Laughing
“ Knock knock! Who’s there? Juno! Juno who? Juno how long I’ve been knocking on this door? Knock knock! Who’s there? Icy! Icy who? Icy you! Let me in! Johnny B. Laughing
