Yo mama is so hairy… she has tiny afros on her nipples!
What’s big and grey and protects you from the rain? A: An umbrellaphant!
What do you always get on your birthday? A: Another year older!
What do computers eat when they get hungry? A: Chips!
What do cars do at a party?
What did the drink machine say when a quarter got stuck? A: Money is tight these days!
What dance do you do when summer is over? A: Tango (tan go)!
What are the hottest days during summer? A: Sundays!
Tullos all your secrets!
Toby or not to be? That is the question.
Target!
Santa Claws!
Q: Why does everyone love cats? A: They’re purr-fect!
Q: What does a vampire take for a cold? A: Coffin syrup!
Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops!
Q: What are pigs warned to look out for in New York? A: Pig pockets!
Q: How do you make a gorilla float?
Knock
Knock knock! Who’s there? Yule! Yule who? Yule never guess!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Toby! Toby who? Toby or not to be? That is the question.