Yo mama is so stupid… she tried to throw a bird off a cliff!
Love is an awfully personal thing for most of us, so why isn't hate?
Everything started as nothing.
Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.
Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.
Even now I remember those pictures, like pictures in a storybook one loved as a child. Radiant meadows, mountains vaporous in the trembling distance; leaves ankle-deep on a gusty autumn road; bonfires...
One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.
I met a boy whose eyes showed me that the past, present and future were all the same thing.
After your death you will be what you were before your birth.
To be inspired is great, but to inspire is an honor.
Love is just a contact of no refusal.