John Sandford Quote

First she got Jesus, probably fifteen years ago, and that didn’t work out, so she tried Scientology, and that didn’t help, but it cost a lot of money, so she tried Buddhism and yoga, and those didn’t work, so she started drinking. I think that helped, because she’s still drinking.

John Sandford

First she got Jesus, probably fifteen years ago, and that didn’t work out, so she tried Scientology, and that didn’t help, but it cost a lot of money, so she tried Buddhism and yoga, and those didn’t work, so she started drinking. I think that helped, because she’s still drinking.

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John Sandford (poet) (1565–1629), English clergyman and academic
John Sandford (novelist) (born 1944), American novelist and journalist
John Douglas Sandford (1832–1892), English cricketer
John Edmondson, 2nd Baron Sandford (1920–2009), English naval commander, priest and politician
John Sandford (Archdeacon of Coventry) (1801–1873)
John de Sandford (died 1294), Archbishop of Dublin