What the hell kind of Hell was this supposed to be?
See, those who wield the primordial forces of creation have a long-running grudge with physics.
No, she said. You are not Patrick Swayze. I am not Demi Moore. She touched a switch on the little box and it started ticking. And this sure as hell isn't pottery class.
Nice try? Butters said. Mister, where I come from, there is no try.
Nice father figure. Him and Bill Cosby.
Investigate the faeries. Great. That was absolutely guaranteed to get complicated before I got any useful answers. If there was one thing faeries hated doing, it was giving you a straight answer, abou...
Smiling always seems to annoy people more than actually insulting them. Or maybe I just have an annoying smile.
Sheep can befriend a hungry wolf only for briefly.
Maybe, he said in a slow, rural drawl, you could explain to me why I found you in the middle of an orgy. Well, I said, if you’re going to be in an orgy, the middle is the best spot, isn’t it.
Ad hominem is a notoriously weak logical argument. And is usually used to distract the focus of a discussion - to move it from an indefensible point and to attack the opponent.~ Lord Aquitainus Attis...
The Blue Beetle was not a clown car, I said severely. It was a machine of justice.
Tavi spent an eternity in misery, longing for death to bring sweet release from the unrelenting torment. The others gathered at the side of his bunk on the ship, keeping a deathwatch over him.I don't...
Injun Joe studied the body for a moment, his eyes sad. Then he said, I'd rather go in my sleep, I think. He glanced back at me. What about you?I want to be stepped on by an elephant while having sex w...
I like to think of it less as embezzling and more as an involuntary goodwill contribution.
Bigots see something they expect and then they stop thinking about what is in front of them. It's probably how they got to be bigots in the first place.
The next time I opened my eyes, I was in the morgue.This, all by itself, is enough to really ruin your day.I was lying on the examining table, and Butters, complete with his surgical gown and his tray...
You're reacted to the fear, but you haven't ever faced it and put it into the fight perspective. You have to make up your mind to overcome it.
There is but one reality, that is true -- but the two of you experience it in slightly different ways. The older you get, I should think, the more you will come to understand that the universe is very...
Men plan. Fate Laughs.
Doesn't matter how pretty you are. What's important is how pretty you feel. No one feels pretty when they hear no often enough.