They paid some madman who thought he was a decorator a lot of money to make the place look hip and unique. May be it's my lack of fashion sense talking, but I thought they should have held out for one...
Wait, Connie said again. A . . . what? Am I going to sparkle or something? God, no, said Irwin and I together.
There's a fine line between audacity and idiocy.
There aren't any magical words, really. Words just hold the magic.
If the nature of her foes would speak to the credit of Bridget's death, then surely the nature of her allies would speak even more loudly about clearly of her life.
I know you haven't burned down any buildings in a while, she said, but if you start feeling the need...
He had hard, steady eyes, and all the comforting, reassuring charm of a dental drill. - Harry Dresden describing Morgan
Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!
There is no spoon.
Journeyman stared at Grimm as though Grimm had just suggested that the engineer should prostitute his mother to pirates.
Now I feel like James Bond. Suave and intelligent, breaking all the codes while looking fabulous.
I swear to you, by my own stunning good looks and towering ego, that I am not lying to you.
I had a vague memory of being that ridiculous at one time. Let he who hath never worn parachute pants cast the first stone.
You’re playing the creepy vibe a little hard, I said. Might as well go for broke, put on a black top hat and pipe in some organ music.
The man once wrote: Tolkien had that one mostly right.I stepped forward, let the door bang closed, and snarled, Fuck subtle.
Children run everywhere for a reason--it's fun. Grown-ups can forget that sometimes.
When you do something stupid and die, it's pathetic, I said. When you do something stupid and survive it, then you get to call it impressive or heroic.
It rained toads the day the White Council came to town.
It is that we not be made to seem wholly helpless in the opening moments of the war. Once a nation ceases to believe that they can win a war, that war is lost.
I ask people impertinent questions. Hopefully turning up pertinent answers.