Jim Butcher Quotes

On the whole, we're a murderous race. According to Genesis, it took as few as four people to make the planet too crowded to stand, and the first murder was a fratricide. Genesis says that in a fit of...

I'm amazing and studly, but I have limits.

There's a fine line between audacity and idiocy.

You’re playing the creepy vibe a little hard, I said. Might as well go for broke, put on a black top hat and pipe in some organ music.

Journeyman stared at Grimm as though Grimm had just suggested that the engineer should prostitute his mother to pirates.

We're all so damned fragile.

Now I feel like James Bond. Suave and intelligent, breaking all the codes while looking fabulous.

Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!

I know you haven't burned down any buildings in a while, she said, but if you start feeling the need...

Nice father figure. Him and Bill Cosby.

I had a vague memory of being that ridiculous at one time. Let he who hath never worn parachute pants cast the first stone.

Investigate the faeries. Great. That was absolutely guaranteed to get complicated before I got any useful answers. If there was one thing faeries hated doing, it was giving you a straight answer, abou...

See, those who wield the primordial forces of creation have a long-running grudge with physics.

Wait, Connie said again. A . . . what? Am I going to sparkle or something? God, no, said Irwin and I together.

If the nature of her foes would speak to the credit of Bridget's death, then surely the nature of her allies would speak even more loudly about clearly of her life.

Children run everywhere for a reason--it's fun. Grown-ups can forget that sometimes.

The man once wrote: Tolkien had that one mostly right.I stepped forward, let the door bang closed, and snarled, Fuck subtle.

It is that we not be made to seem wholly helpless in the opening moments of the war. Once a nation ceases to believe that they can win a war, that war is lost.

Nice try? Butters said. Mister, where I come from, there is no try.

I swear to you, by my own stunning good looks and towering ego, that I am not lying to you.