The Blue Beetle was not a clown car, I said severely. It was a machine of justice.
Now I feel like James Bond. Suave and intelligent, breaking all the codes while looking fabulous.
No, she said. You are not Patrick Swayze. I am not Demi Moore. She touched a switch on the little box and it started ticking. And this sure as hell isn't pottery class.
Let's get something clear up front. I'm not Harry Dresden. Harry's a wizard. A genuine, honest-to-goodness wizard. He's Gandalf on crack and an IV of Red Bull, with a big leather coat and a .44 revolv...
There's a fine line between audacity and idiocy.
I was seducing shepherdesses when you weren't a twinkle in your great-grandcestor's eyes. I think I know what I'm doing.
My laboratory,' I said, experimentally, drawing out each syllable. 'Why is it that saying it like that always makes me want to follow it with 'mwoo-hah-hah-hahhhhh'? ''You were overexposed to Hammer F...
Murphy, you rock! Go team Dresden!Hey, I'm the one who rocks... Go team Murphy.
You do everything by the book, like everybody else, you get the same results s everybody else.
Run away. Me and Monty Python.
Do you really think you can win?''Yeah. Hell, Ortega is only the third or fourth most disturbing thing I've tangled with today.''But even if you do win, what does it change?''Me getting kiilled now. T...
I swear to you, by my own stunning good looks and towering ego, that I am not lying to you.
Doesn't matter how pretty you are. What's important is how pretty you feel. No one feels pretty when they hear no often enough.
Wizards and computers get along about as well as flamethrowers and libraries.
For a second, I wanted very badly to know a spell that would let me melt through the floor in a quivering puddle of please-don't-kill-me.
Smiling always seems to annoy people more than actually insulting them. Or maybe I just have an annoying smile.
BLARGLE SLORG NOTH HARGHLE FTHAGN! You know. The usual.
The man once wrote: Tolkien had that one mostly right.I stepped forward, let the door bang closed, and snarled, Fuck subtle.
No matter where you go, there you are. [- Uriel to Harry Dresden]
It always shocked me how you could understand so many things and be such a complete idiot about so many others.
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