I like to think of it less as embezzling and more as an involuntary goodwill contribution.
Are you always a smartass?'Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.
Birthdays are about families. Whether they're a biological family or one that's come together by choice, it's your family who gathers to celebrate the anniversary of *you*.
Wait. You don't understand. I just wanted it to stop. Wanted the hurting to stop.I smoothed a bloodied lock of hair from her eyes and felt very tired as I said, The only people who never hurt are dead...
Injun Joe studied the body for a moment, his eyes sad. Then he said, I'd rather go in my sleep, I think. He glanced back at me. What about you?I want to be stepped on by an elephant while having sex w...
Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!
The best thing about my faerie godmother is that the creepy just keeps on coming.
Life would be unbearably dull if we had answers to all our questions.
Never again. Tell them that. Never again. Or Hell itself will not hide you from me.
Magic. It can get a guy killed.
The water near me stirred and then a Sharkface rose up out of it as if on an elevator, slow, his mouth tilted up into a small smile. He stood there on the water perhaps five feet away from me. His eye...
A pair of dolphins swept by us in the water, flicking their heads out to get a look at us as they went. One of them made a chittering sound that wasn't very melodic. The other twitched its tail and sp...
I leaned my head back on the couch and closed my eyes. I'm not sure what to do next. How are you as a sounding board?I can look interested and nod at appropriate moments, he said.Good enough, I said.
Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.
It is often very useful for others to think you less intelligent than you are, Benedict said, his tone amused. It works particularly well against those who aren't as intelligent as you in the first pl...
No matter where you go, there you are. [- Uriel to Harry Dresden]
I'm going to use them to track him down and thwart him. Thwart? Sarissa asked.Thwart. I said. To prevent someone from accomplishing something by means of visiting gratuitous violence upon his smarmy p...
But I am dead certain--ba-dump-bump-ching--that I'm the first guy to lead an army of spirits in an assault from the spirit-world side...and had them start off screaming, BOO!
Her flawless pale skin was also spangled with gemstones. I don't know how they'd been attached, but they clung to her and sent little flashes of color glittering around the cavern when she moved. They...
I love you, Journeyman said to the lift crystal. He kissed it and spread his arms across its surface in an embrace. I love you, you big, beautiful beast. I want you to marry me. I want you to bear my...
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