My hair had grown out long and shaggy—not in that sexy-young-rock-star kind of way but in that time-to-take-Rover-to-the-groomer kind of way.
Molly blinked, then looked at Thomas and said, Wait a minute.... We're his flunkies.You, may be, Thomas said, sneering. I'm his thug. I'm way higher than a flunky.You are high if you think I'm taking...
I'm so pretty, it's hard for me to think of myself as intelligent.
I'm afraid it isn't good news. The Council seems to have gone quite mad.
I made a sandwich out of things. I'm an American. We can eat anything as long as it's between two pieces of bread.
Hospital waits are bad ones. The fact that they happen to pretty much all of us, sooner or later, doesn't make them any less hideous.
But I don't understand God. I don't understand how he could see the way people treat one another, and not chalk up the whole human race as a bad idea.
Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!
Why? I asked him tiredly. What would it have changed? What could you possibly have said that would have made a difference?That I was your brother, Harry, he said. That I loved you. That I knew a few t...
There is no spoon.
There are old swordsmen and bold swordsmen. But few old, bold swordsmen.
Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.
Lady Placida smiled. History seldom takes note of serendipity when it records events. And from what I have heard, I suspect an argument could be made that you very much did earn the title.Many women h...
You’re playing the creepy vibe a little hard, I said. Might as well go for broke, put on a black top hat and pipe in some organ music.
It rained toads the day the White Council came to town.
Graves aren't for the dead. They're for the loved ones the dead leave behind them. Once those loved ones have gone, once all the lives that have touched the occupant of any given grave had ended, then...
Epic sex? I sputtered. By what standards, precisely, is sex judged to be epic?And tons and tons of mortal simps like you used as pawns. Bob sighed happily, ignoring my question. There are no words. It...
There’s nothing that makes you more insane than family. Or more happy. Or more exasperated. Or more . . . secure.
Murphy hung up and I said, to the still-open line, Hey, if you've got someone watching my place, could you call the cops if anyone tries to steal my Star Wars poster? It's an original.Then I vindictiv...
Mortimer Lindquist seemed to have finally given in to the inevitable. I'd seen him with a bad toupee, and with an even worse comb-over, but this was the first time I'd seen him sporting a full-on Char...