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Jennifer Weiner Quote

The condom broke. I know how stupid that sounds. It's the reproductive version of the dog ate my homework.

Jennifer Weiner

The condom broke. I know how stupid that sounds. It's the reproductive version of the dog ate my homework.

Tags: safe sex, sex

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About Jennifer Weiner

Jennifer Weiner (born March 28, 1970) is an American writer, television producer, and journalist. She is based in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Her debut novel, published in 2001, was Good in Bed. Her novel In Her Shoes (2002) was made into a movie starring Cameron Diaz, Toni Collette, and Shirley MacLaine.