Top Sad Truth Quotes

For those of you who may be homeschooled: high school is that four-year asylum where they put teenagers because we have no idea what else to do with them.

There's very little authentic study of the humanities remaining. My research assistant came to me two years ago saying she'd been in a seminar in which the teacher spent two hours saying that Walt Whi...

Life is a bitch; you get used though, or you kill yourself. Either way, you're winning.

Income from labor [in the United States] is about as unequally distributed as has ever been observed anywhere.

The only difference between fiction and religion is that people don't kill themselves over fiction.

The anti-life of [Jerry Falwell] proves only one thing: that you can get away with the most extraordinary offenses to morality and truth in this country if you'll just get yourself called Reverend. Pe...

Having sex with a condom is like eating chocolate with the wrap on.

Everything has a price. The price, however, isn't always money.

Sarcasm is the new staircase to stardom.

It's ironic how your comfort zone can be tiring sometimes.

Dr. Urbino replied without looking at her: I did not know that fellow was a poet. And then he wiped him from his memory, because among other things, his profession had accustomed him to the ethical ma...

Maybe that's what we do to the people we love: take shots in the dark and realize too late that we've wounded the people we are trying to protect.

Night sometimes lends such tragic assistance to catastrophe.

[you’ll acquire] A certain amount of cynicism. This business works on you. When you were in law school you had some noble idea what a lawyer should be. A champion of individual rights; a defender of t...