It's a good thing he broke up with you because now you're free for when the right man finds you. Your prince is on his way.Right. I'm sure he was on his way but a truck hit him.
It was a lot easier when we could just brand'em, Ben said. Then everybody'd know not to mess with our womenfolk.
If you can’t be a good example, you’ll just have to be a horrible warning.
I've been spending a lot of time out of here, Harry said. Thank God I don't have a date tonight. This would not be in easy smell to explain.
I could shove this swizzle stick through his heart, Min thought. She would'nt do it, of course. The stick was plastic and not nearly pointed enough on the end.
Four fabulous days and three glorious nights. More than that, Victoria thought. Fabulous days and glorious nights for the rest of my life.
Do not be seduced by those big-box come-ons, full of complete sets of extraneous cookware. A complete set is whatever you need, and maybe all you need is a wok and a hot place to grill your bacon. In...
Broaden your horizons. They're the only ones you'll ever have, so make the suckers as wide as possible.
Be sober, be vigilant because your adversary the Devil walks about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour.
Anthony watched him, dumbfounded, and then turned to Lucy. What have you done with Zack’s brain?Lucy stood to follow Zack. What brain? I don’t think he has one. I think he’s just one giant exposed ner...
Heartache often drives us to consume things we wouldn't otherwise, such as an entire pint of Caramel Pecan Perfection high-fat ice cream, covered in ganache, the crack cocaine of frozed dairy. Twelve...
You’ve always been nuts. That’s fine. I can deal with nuts. But lately, you’ve been depressed nuts. I can’t deal with that.- Anthony
You know who you remind me of? The kid cop in Lethal Weapon 3. You know, the one who says, 'it's my twenty-first birthday today', and right away you know he's dead meat?
You are the most passive son of a bitch, Cynthie said. No wonder she never slept with you. You probably never asked her.Thank you, David said. That’s great coming from somebody who got turned down aft...
What are we going to do with the body? She had visions of dragging it into the swamp, whispering, Here, gator, gator, and she made a little sound of distress at the thought.
Then she turned away before anybody caught her slack-jawed with admiration. He was not the one, that was her DNA talking, looking for a high-class sperm donor. Every woman in the room with a working o...
The last time I saw a brow that low I was watching slides in anthropology class
She met his eyes and playing fair lost its appeal. You are not going to forget me, she said, her chin up. I don’t give a damn what your plans are, you still want me. Just don’t expect me to sit around...
Look, Mother, I am never going to be thin.I'm Norwegian. If you wanted a thin daughter, you should not have married a man whose female ancestors carried cows home from the pasture
I was standing in the doorway when he said hi, Amy said. And from the look on his face, what he has for you is not the key to the city.