I believe things will work out for us if we just believe in ourselves.
Every species has a dinner date as part of courting ritual. A woman who won't let you pay for dinner is rejecting your courtship. She may think she's playing fair, or that she's being a feminist, but...
Does it ever occur to you not to sleep with women?No, Riley said.
If you can look at somebody and say, 'I never loved you, you were a mistake,' that's one thing. But if you look at him and say, 'You were everything and I poisoned it because I wouldn't stand up for m...
No more pep talks about believing in toads, Liza said.Don't they turn into princeses when you kiss them? Bonnie said.Thats frogs, Liza Said. Entirely different species.
Who’s Matthews? Zack asked. The tall blond one you keep calling Junior, Anthony said. Stop doing that, by the way. It annoys him. Anyway, he’s young, strong, and he’s got 20/20 vision. Happy? No. Zack...
What i'm trying to tell you, Min said, is that im going to grow up to be one of those chubby old ladies. It's in my genes. Like self raising flour. i'm going to pouf.thats going to work out well for m...
That's a movie quote, right? You know, if you do that with books, people think you're intelligent.Sophie lowered her chin. If this is your pathetic attempt to seduce me again, you're falling miserably...
So, Mr. Shane, you felt you had the right to come down here and bespoil my crime scene because … He raised his eyebrows, waiting for an answer. I thought he might need assistance, Shane lied. And the...
She pushed him onto the couch and straddled him...Min swallowed the thing is, im going to spread. Hips, thighs-Not till nine-thirty, Cal said trying not to picture her.-waist, Min said then stopped. W...
Phin spared a moment of sympathy for Frank until he looked back and saw him at the bar, leaning into Clea’s cleavage. Get a grip, Frank, he thought, and then he looked down Sophie’s dress and thought,...
Look, Mother, I am never going to be thin. I’m Norwegian. If you wanted a thin daughter, you should not have married a man whose female ancestors carried cows home from the pasture.
Later, she couldn’t remember whether she’d had time to stop, or if Donald’s trying to ruin her potatoes the way he’d ruined everything else had made her temporarily insane. Whatever the reason, she st...
Infatuation lasts anywhere from six months to three years, and you can’t know you’ve found the right person until you’ve worked your way through it. You quit
I'm an open Minded Man. How about a threesom? You, me and the machine?
I'm Min's fairy godmother, Charm Boy,' Liza said, frowning down at him. 'And if you don't give her a happily ever after, I'm going to come back and beat you to death with a snow globe.'What happened t...
I have to give birth to be a good Ameican? No. There are more than four million babies born in this country every year. The American Way is covered. If it worries you, you can have extra to make up fo...
I had you pictured dead in a pool of blood in front of the fireplace. And now you show up alive, and I want to kill you myself. (Zack)
Everybody's crooked. The trick is to find out how they're bent.
Nfatuation lasts anywhere from six months to three years, and you can't know you've found the right person until you're worked your way through it.