Jake ignored him and went on. If I ever do hook up with anybody again - and I sincerely doubt that I will, so wipe that hopeful look off your face - it will be with someone who thinks that being with...
It's a good thing he broke up with you because now you're free for when the right man finds you. Your prince is on his way.Right. I'm sure he was on his way but a truck hit him.
It doesn't matter, Min said. That's what I'm trying to tell you, it doesn't matter what you do or say. I'm going to love you till the end of time.Cal looked at her, stunned.I know, Min said. It's real...
If you can't be a good example, then be a terrible warning.
I've been spending a lot of time out of here, Harry said. Thank God I don't have a date tonight. This would not be in easy smell to explain.
I could shove this swizzle stick through his heart, Min thought. She would'nt do it, of course. The stick was plastic and not nearly pointed enough on the end.
Four fabulous days and three glorious nights. More than that, Victoria thought. Fabulous days and glorious nights for the rest of my life.
Christ, I'm in a Doris Day movie
Be sober, be vigilant because your adversary the Devil walks about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour.
Allie put her chin on his shoulder to look into the carton. He had great shoulders and Chinese food. At the moment, he was the perfect man.
[...] And those women with the camera looked loose., Phin thought. At last, some news.
You know who you remind me of? The kid cop in Lethal Weapon 3. You know, the one who says, 'it's my twenty-first birthday today', and right away you know he's dead meat?
We're going to need a bigger dock
The measuring and mixing always smoothed out her thinking processes - nothing was as calming as creaming butter - and when the kitchen was warm from the oven overheating and the smell of baking chocol...
Statistics show that men are interested in three things: careers, sports, and sex. That's why they love professional cheerleaders.Cal put down his fork Well, that's sexist.Yes i know, she said. But it...
So I’ve been sexy all these years? Why hasn’t anybody noticed? Because you dress like you hate your body, Cal said. Sexy is in your head and you don’t feel sexy so you don’t look it.
She was setting out china cups in their saucers, her long pale hands almost the same color as the cream china. How do you take yours?Four creams, two sugars, Riley said, still mesmerized by her.She st...
She slid out from under his arm, and picked up his shirt from the floor. When she put it on, it failed to meet in the middle over her chest. that always worked in the movies, she thought, disgusted, a...
Leave it to the army to mechanize an erection. Laugh now, funny girl, Shane said. That’s gonna be a bridge in about a minute. And that bridge can hold over sixty tons, Carpenter said. So it’s a strong...
It was a lot easier when we could just brand'em, Ben said. Then everybody'd know not to mess with our womenfolk.