I could shove this swizzle stick through his heart, Min thought. She would'nt do it, of course. The stick was plastic and not nearly pointed enough on the end.
He loved her all he could; but he couldn't love her very much.
Have you talked to North? he said.Yes, she said. I asked him to get us cable.I wish you weren't talking to him.I'd talk to Satan to get cable, Andie said.
Would she hit a dog to get great sex?
The measuring and mixing always smoothed out her thinking processes - nothing was as calming as creaming butter - and when the kitchen was warm from the oven overheating and the smell of baking chocol...
Statistics show that men are interested in three things: careers, sports, and sex. That's why they love professional cheerleaders.Cal put down his fork Well, that's sexist.Yes i know, she said. But it...
Sorry. I forgot your lust for small talk. And how have you been in the fourteen hours since we last spoke, eight of which you were sleeping?
So I’ve been sexy all these years? Why hasn’t anybody noticed? Because you dress like you hate your body, Cal said. Sexy is in your head and you don’t feel sexy so you don’t look it.
She was setting out china cups in their saucers, her long pale hands almost the same color as the cream china. How do you take yours?Four creams, two sugars, Riley said, still mesmerized by her.She st...
Say it, she said, and he said, I love you. I’ll always love you. Forever. It’s a life sentence. Now put the damn ring on.
Real life doesn't have to suck.
It doesn't matter, Min said. That's what I'm trying to tell you, it doesn't matter what you do or say. I'm going to love you till the end of time.Cal looked at her, stunned.I know, Min said. It's real...
If you can’t be a good example, you’ll just have to be a horrible warning.
I like my afterglow with you in motion. I measure time by how your body sways.
Four fabulous days and three glorious nights. More than that, Victoria thought. Fabulous days and glorious nights for the rest of my life.
Do not be seduced by those big-box come-ons, full of complete sets of extraneous cookware. A complete set is whatever you need, and maybe all you need is a wok and a hot place to grill your bacon. In...
No more pep talks about believing in toads, Liza said.Don't they turn into princeses when you kiss them? Bonnie said.Thats frogs, Liza Said. Entirely different species.
You know who you remind me of? The kid cop in Lethal Weapon 3. You know, the one who says, 'it's my twenty-first birthday today', and right away you know he's dead meat?
You are the most passive son of a bitch, Cynthie said. No wonder she never slept with you. You probably never asked her.Thank you, David said. That’s great coming from somebody who got turned down aft...
What i'm trying to tell you, Min said, is that im going to grow up to be one of those chubby old ladies. It's in my genes. Like self raising flour. i'm going to pouf.thats going to work out well for m...