Why did you tell her I'm your boyfriend? Why doesn't she know about your real one? - TimmyHe's English! And Mom...Mom hates foreigners! - Cat
I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
Even so have I given the womb of the earth to those that be sown in it in their times.
There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.
It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.
The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily mean that he or she does not love you. And the fact that you are the only p...
Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.
Rejection is an opportunity for your selection.
He shall rule, whom they look not for that dwell upon the earth, and the fowls shall take their flight away together:
The choices that women make sometimes seems provoking and at the same time amusing. I once met a lady who said she liked my amusing facial expression.
