Criminal activity does have its appeal. Otherwise there wouldn’t be so many criminals.
Don't promote negativity online and expect people to treat you with positivity in person.
Capture your youth, while you can.
His room was a sickly dual-tone of crimson and charcoal, like an Untitled Rothko, the colours bleeding into each other horribly and then rather serenely. The overall effect was overwhelmingly unapolog...
Some days are better than others. The same can be said about people.
I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
The single greatest cause of happiness is gratitude.
He was a man with a chest, and he wanted to give thoughtful expression to the passion of his heart.
I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'
The boiling water that does not cool down only dries out!