There is no such thing as safe sex, since no one can create a condom for the soul.
Some people have contracted HIV during their separate endeavours to give someone or some people a curable STD.
What is my definition of jazz? 'Safe sex of the highest order.
Having sex with a condom is like eating chocolate with the wrap on.
Men who refuse to use condoms do not deserve to be fucked by anyone but other men who refuse to use condoms.
It seemed to me, watching, that if you were dextrous enough to gift-wrap an independent-minded amphibian, you could just about manage a condom.
The condom broke. I know how stupid that sounds. It's the reproductive version of the dog ate my homework.