“ I got mixed up with some oddness in my youth, and the long and short of it is that I can't shuffle off this mortal coil until I have read the ten most boring classics. Jasper Fforde
“ Outside Styx's apartment was not the first time Rochester and I had met, or would it be the last. We first encountered each other at Haworth House in Yorkshire when my mind was young and the barrier b… Jasper Fforde
“ The Special Operations Network was instigated to handle policing duties considered either too unusual or too specialized to be tackled by the regular force. There were thirty departments in all, start… Jasper Fforde
“ Believe me, you're going to have to do much worse than this--in the pursuit of freedom, the innocents will suffer--and at your hands. Jasper Fforde
“ Try to be pleasant to one another, get plenty of fresh air, read a good book now and then, depose your government when it suspends the free press, try to use the mechanism of the state to adjudicate f… Jasper Fforde
“ The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable. Jasper Fforde
“ I'm beginning to think you're the sort of person who does a great deal with very little."He meant a liar. Jasper Fforde
“ I think Wordsworth was as surprised to see me as I was him. It can't be usual to go to your favorite memory only to find someone already there, admiring the view ahead of you. Jasper Fforde
“ I don't need you to agree with me," she said quietly." I'll go away happy with a little bit of doubt. Doubt is good. It's an emotion we can build on. Perhaps if we feed it with curiosity it will bloss… Jasper Fforde
“ The best reason for committing loathsome and detestable acts--and let's face it, I am considered something of an expert in this field--is purely for their own sake. Monetary gain is all very well, but… Jasper Fforde
“ PDR: Persons of Dubious Reality; refugees from the collective consciousness. Uninvited visitors who have fallen through the grating that divides the real, from the written. They arrive with their acti… Jasper Fforde
“ Though his death would not fill me with any sense of sadness, I would probably feel the loss. Even enemies are part of one. Jasper Fforde
“ For myself, I favored the abstract. I collected not just obsolete terms and words, but ideas. Jasper Fforde
“ And we kissed again. It was a warm, indescribably lovely feeling. But it was more than just physical. It was a dialogue between two young people with high ideals and a Big Plan. It was about belonging… Jasper Fforde
“ Those that can be troubled to muse upon the meaning of life are general disappointed when they figure it out. Jasper Fforde
“ Chromatacia…society…ruled by a colortocracy…social hierarchy based upon one's limited color perception, society is dominated by color. In this world, you are what you can see. Jasper Fforde
