Janet Evanovich Quotes

That's one of the things I like about Mary Lou. She's willing to believe the worst about anyone.

Ranger slipped an arm around me, leaned close, and kissed me. The kiss was a further indicator that he liked the dress. In fact, the kiss suggested that while he liked the dress a lot, he wouldn’t min...

Morelli turned to Ranger. If anything happens to her, I’m holding you responsible. Understood, Ranger said. Excuse me? I said. I’m an adult. I make my own decisions. And I’m responsible for my well-be...

Sometimes too hot the eye of heaven shines. Holy

Was dressed in black jeans, black motorcycle boots, a black T-shirt, and a black leather motorcycle jacket.

Gravy isn’t a food group. Say what?

Morelli was an amazing lover, but Ranger was magic.

When people ask what you do, tell them you’re a writer. Put yourself on the line. Make a commitment.

Morelli looked dazed. What good is a gun without bullets? It's good for scaring people. Or you can hit people with it. Or you can use it to break windows … or crack walnuts.

Wouldn't want to tarnish my image by looking like a good guy.

Just because i know how to change a guys oil doesn't mean i want to spend the rest of my life on my back, staring up his undercarriage.

You in a hurry? Ranger said, looking amused. Things to do. I moved to get out of the car, and he grabbed me by the scruff of my neck. You’re going to be careful, he said. Y-y-yes. And you’re going to...

I cut my eyes to the alley. Ranger was still there, doubled over the steering wheel, shaking with laughter.

Which was one reason why Revolt of the Zombie Strippers was being shot in Gallup and not in a warehouse in Van Nuys.

Sweetie, nothing that flies looks safe, including birds.

I went to the beauty salon today and got spruced up, Grandma said. Ever since Mildred Frick called me a slut my phone hasn't stopped ringing. I got two dates for the weekend. It might not be such a go...

My instructions were to disable the car, but one of my men bet Hal a burger he couldn’t get the engine out. So Hal removed the engine.

Morelli opened a kitchen drawer, removed a gun, and stepped to the cellar door. Wait, I said, maybe we should call the police. Cupcake, I am the police.

I try hard not to make the same mistake more than 3 or 4 times in a row.

Morelli was wearing a blazer over a black knit shirt, He took a seat, and his jacket swung wide, exposing the gun at his hip.Nice piece! Grandma said. What is it? Is that a forty-five?It's a nine- mil...