When people ask what you do, tell them you’re a writer. Put yourself on the line. Make a commitment.
When Grandma Mazur is talking about the reason for the improved play of her 91-year-old bowling teammate, she said: She's doing better now that we got her the longer tubing to her oxygen tank.
Turbo Twenty-Three
Sweetie, nothing that flies looks safe, including birds.
Sometimes I moonlight for a guy named Ranger who’s extremely bad in an incredibly good way.
She's a silly old lady,' my mother said. 'You could be a good Christian and turn the other cheek.''I'm a plenty good Christian,' Grandma said, 'but I got it on good authority that God wants me to get...
Ranger locked eyes with me. Please, he said.
No Ranger in sight. That's because he's in the wind. You can't see the wind. Or maybe the wind went home to watch Tuesday night fights.
Most fathers don't show up with hand grenades and bowie knives.They should be ashamed of themselves, Jake said.
Like I said before, kids were okay from a distance, but I didn't think they'd ever replace hamsters.
I’ve noticed you only talk ghetto half of the time. I’m multi-lingual, Ranger said.
I went to the door, and Gary tried hard not to notice I was blue. He looked at his feet, and he looked above my head, and he cleared his throat.It's okay,' I said. 'I know I'm blue.'It caught me by su...
I cut my eyes to the alley. Ranger was still there, doubled over the steering wheel, shaking with laughter.
Her concept of paradise was something more immediate: a book and a blanket beneath a tree, where she might read in peace.
Give me the gun. Ranger said.I extracted the gun from my pants and handed it over.Ranger held the gun in the pulm of his hand and smiled. It's warm, he said. He put the gun in the glove compartment an...
My mother said when she opened the door to me. It's no wonder we have so much crime today what with these short skirts. How can you sit in a skirt like that? Everyone can see everything. It's two inch...
I can't help it. I'm just a big gasbag. I still got leftover barbeque gas." She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long far. "Excuse me," she said.
«La maggior parte delle donne sarebbero contente di essere seguite da me».«Io non sono la maggior parte delle donne».«Come se non lo sapessi».
Was dressed in black jeans, black motorcycle boots, a black T-shirt, and a black leather motorcycle jacket.
Guess I left the wrong hole empty. She leaned forward to examine her handiwork. Not bad for my first time with a gun. I shot that sucker right in the gumpy.