Next time I fall in love it's going to be with someone who isn't an expert in fibbing.You're in love with me?You didn't know that?I did, but it's nice to hear.Scares the hell out of me.
Morelli beeped his truck unlocked. If you’re looking for your rent-a-cop, I told Ranger you’d be with me this morning. Did he make you take a blood oath that you’d protect me? He asked me if I had ade...
Maybe Bunchy was actually Allen Funt in disguise, and I was on funniest bounty hunter bloopers. Margaret
Kate heard from Nick two weeks after the events in Hawesville. He invited her to a mansion on Broad Beach in Malibu. The place belonged to an actor who was shooting an eight-hour gothic miniseries in...
Just because i know how to change a guys oil doesn't mean i want to spend the rest of my life on my back, staring up his undercarriage.
I’m short. I have to think tall.
It’s the twenty-first century, I told Tank. Women drive. Only in my bed, Tank said. Never in my car. I didn’t have a reply to that, but I thought it sounded like an okay philosophy. So I beeped the Es...
Is there anything else you need from me? Ranger asked.Not right now.
In my opinion, the only good spider is a dead spider, and women's rights aren't worth dick if they mean I can't ask a man to do my bug squashing.
I wrinkled my nose. What is that smell? Oh God, I didn’t mess myself, did I?
I try hard not to make the same mistake more than 3 or 4 times in a row.
I knew there were no such things as death cooties. Unfortunately, that's an intellectual fact. And death cooties are an emotional reality.
From the look on your face, I'd say you know him.I nodded. Sold him a cannoli when I was in high school.Connie grunted. Honey, half of all the women in New Jersey have sold him their cannoli
Everyone’s childhood is strange. It prepares you for the strangeness of adulthood. Riley
Even more bothersome was the fact that Eddie Kuntz's napkin was moving on his lap without benefit of hands. My first inclination was to shout Snake! and shoot, but probably that wouldn't hold up in co...
Own decisions. And I’m responsible for my well-being. Is that clear? No, both men said in unison.
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You're afraid if you catch this guy, you'll lose the excitement in your life and the goal-oriented sense of purpose that drives you.
You in a hurry? Ranger said, looking amused. Things to do. I moved to get out of the car, and he grabbed me by the scruff of my neck. You’re going to be careful, he said. Y-y-yes. And you’re going to...
Whoever thought a naked beach was a good idea never sat in one.