The man was irresistible. What’s with that? she thought. It was like wanting to bake cookies for the spawn of Satan.
The kid pulled a Buck knife out of his pants pocket. How about giving me your purse, bitch? Sally hiked up his skirt, reached into his briefs and pulled out a Glock. How about using that knife to slic...
That’s just terrible. Obviously the woman needed a cannoli. I don’t know what this world’s coming to when you get arrested for needing a cannoli.
Superheroes are make-believe.Oh yeah? Lula said. What about God?Hmmmm.
Stephanie Plum, master of rationalization. Believe whatever the moment calls for.
Some people learn from books, some listen to the advice of others, some learn from mistakes.
She was looking for
She looked like the senior version of an inflatable sex toy doll that needed more air.
She knew that the Germans were unhappy, but like everyone else, she thought Germans were always unhappy.
Sally looked over at him. What, are you homophobic?Nope, Morelli said. I'm Italian. There's a difference.
Ranger plays by his own set of rules, and I don't have a complete copy.
Ranger Smiled. 'You want me to be Superman? Spend the night with me.
Probably
Personally, I'm a lazy kind of guy, and leaving the door open on the mystical saves me work. I don't have to stress my brain trying to explain the unexplainable. It's magic. End of discussion.
Ordinarily, a trip from Westwood to downtown Los Angeles took an hour. But Kate drove with the pedal to the floor, weaving wildly through traffic. She got there in twenty minutes and even managed to e...
Okay, let’s try
Nothing personal? You’ve harassed my mother, stolen my car, and now you’re telling people I’ve gotten you pregnant! In my opinion, getting someone pregnant is pretty fucking personal! Jesus, isn’t it...
Nick stopped on the sidewalk, pulled a ring from his pocket, and handed it to Kate. Your wedding ring.It was a platinum band inlaid with diamonds. Simple but elegant. Kate put the ring on her finger....
My instructions were to disable the car, but one of my men bet Hal a burger he couldn’t get the engine out. So Hal removed the engine.
My father was in the kitchen putting a new washer in the kitchen faucet. He looked relieved to see Morelli standing in the hallway. He'd probably prefer I bring home someone useful, like a butcher or...