Morelli was wearing a blazer over a black knit shirt, He took a seat, and his jacket swung wide, exposing the gun at his hip.Nice piece! Grandma said. What is it? Is that a forty-five?It's a nine- mil...
Morelli turned to Ranger. If anything happens to her, I’m holding you responsible. Understood, Ranger said. Excuse me? I said. I’m an adult. I make my own decisions. And I’m responsible for my well-be...
I’m not driving you anymore, Lula said to me. Every time I take you somewhere, people shoot at us. Not every time.
I’ll go with you, Lula said. Maybe I’ll get a look at the killer Chihuahuas. And besides, I want to ride in Ranger’s Porsche.
It was a Geek Squad badge from Best Buy.
Instead, I yelled at him. You deserved to get run over. And besides, I barely tapped you. The only reason you broke your leg was because you panicked and tripped over your own feet.
If he’s as frustrated as I am, he’ll be at Rita’s, Ranger said.
I'd kiss you, but you smell like a gym bag.
I walked him to the door. Is there anything else you want me to do? Check your mail? Water your plants? My mail is being forwarded to my lawyer. And I’m watering my own plants. So, you feel safe in th...
I rolled my eyes so far into the back of my head I saw myself thinking.
I might be a stay-at-home mother someday, but I’ll always be trying to fly off the garage roof. That’s just who I am.
I heard about them Rangers on TV, Grandma said. I heard they get dogs pregnant. -Grandma Mazur
I have people trying to kill me. A giraffe is low on my list of disturbances.
I don't believe this, Diesel said. It just gets worse and worse. Bad I enough I have to play cupid to a butcher, button maker and veterinarian...now have to be sex therapist for a guy who gives people...
I always know it's Sunday because I wake up feeling apologetic. That's one of the cool things about being a Catholic … it's a multifaceted experience.
How’s it going with Morelli? You able to get a fix on him? Not exactly a fix, but I know he’s still in town. He’s a serious babe, Connie said. Saw him six months ago, before all this happened. He was...
He’s a serious babe, Connie said. Saw him six months ago, before all this happened. He was ordering a quarter pound of provolone at the meat market, and I had all I could do to keep from sinking my te...
He’d abandoned his usual outfit of black rap clothes or GI Joe cammies. He was wearing a brown leather jacket, a cream-colored Henley, faded jeans, and work boots. His hair, which had always been slic...
He could freeze his stupid dick off for all I cared.
Gus gave me a list of ice cream orders. You can read, right? Yep. I always gotta ask these days.