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Holy cow! I said. You can’t go to the door like that! My gun’s in the kitchen. Yes, but your underwear’s on the floor in my bedroom! And that wasn’t the biggest problem.

Janet Evanovich

Holy cow! I said. You can’t go to the door like that! My gun’s in the kitchen. Yes, but your underwear’s on the floor in my bedroom! And that wasn’t the biggest problem.

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