Janet Evanovich Quotes

You take advantage. He don’t stay at birthday party like good boy. He come to you for nicky nacky. You slut. I fix you so he see. I give you vordo. She waved her hand at me, she slapped her ass, and s...

I always know it's Sunday because I wake up feeling apologetic. That's one of the cool things about being a Catholic … it's a multifaceted experience.

Took a look at the bookstore lot, filled to capacity with the exception of a few slots

These are desparate times. - Stephanie Plum

My mother was in the kitchen ironing. Physically she’s a younger version of my Grandma Mazur, and physically I’m a younger version of my mother. Mentally and emotionally my mother is on her own. Lunac...

Stephanie Plum, psycho bait.

I’d had a less tumultuous transition from childhood to adulthood, but somewhere in my twenties I feel like I got stalled in the process and now I’m drifting, marking time without any great passion to...

I’d criticized foreign governments for using chemical warfare, and here I was buying nerve gas from a woman who waxed off all her pubic hair.

I could use some help with an FTA.What's your problem?He's old, and I'll look like a loser if I shoot him.

The morally correct answer is yes, but the practical answer is no.

Don’t carry one of your trackers? I’ll call you on your cellphone.

You think I'm gonna feel better eatin' a carrot? Get a grip. There's two idiots out there trying to kill me, and you think I'm gonna waste my last breath on a vegetable? (Lula)

Lots of times I’m not crazy about the writing, but I keep moving ahead and somehow it gets better. The important thing is to move forward.

I'm underrealized, Lula said. I gotta lot of untapped potential. Yesterday my horoscope said I gotta expand my horizons. You expand any more in that dress, and you'll get yourself arrested, Connie sai...

The law is for people who have nothing to hide.

What's this outfit? You can't afford clothes? Are you wearing other peoples?Helen Plum

Then you know that my portrayal was dead-on. He breaks into homes and asks children to eat him. He's obviously not a well-adjusted pancake.

My grandmother likes you. My mother worries that you might be related to Satan.

I had a long history of calamitous mishaps.

What's he doing? Mary Lou asked. What's he doing?Getting a spoon. I was was right-he went out to buy ice cream.The light blinked out, and Morelli disappeared. Mary Lou and I scuttled across Morelli's...