Janet Evanovich Quotes

My grandmother likes you. My mother worries that you might be related to Satan.

We went to the wall and looked down at Vlatko, sprawled on the road below us.'Do you think he's okay?' I asked.'Babe,' Ranger said. 'He's one inch thick.

Were bond enforcement. I guess I forgot my date,

You bet your ass. I take pride in my appearance. She looked down and made a boob adjustment, hoisting the girls up a couple inches. You never know when Mr. Good Enough is gonna come along. I like to b...

He’d abandoned his usual outfit of black rap clothes or GI Joe cammies. He was wearing a brown leather jacket, a cream-colored Henley, faded jeans, and work boots. His hair, which had always been slic...

She switched the headlamp on and saw bats clinging to the side of the cave inches from her face. Someone whimpered. She supposed it was her. She switched the lamp off and played out the rope, dropping...

I'm sorry about your Porsche.I can replace the Porsche. I can't replace you. You need to be more careful.I was just sitting in your car!Babe, you're a magnet for disaster.

When I was pink and clean I crawled into bed and pretended I was at Disney World.

I've noticed you only speak ghetto half of the time. - StephanieI'm multi-lingual, Rancher said.I followed him to the door, feeling jealous, wishing I knew a second language.

You take advantage. He don’t stay at birthday party like good boy. He come to you for nicky nacky. You slut. I fix you so he see. I give you vordo. She waved her hand at me, she slapped her ass, and s...

What's this outfit? You can't afford clothes? Are you wearing other peoples?Helen Plum

I could use some help with an FTA.What's your problem?He's old, and I'll look like a loser if I shoot him.

Lots of times I’m not crazy about the writing, but I keep moving ahead and somehow it gets better. The important thing is to move forward.

Tastykakes are just another of the many advantages of living in Jersey. They’re made in Philly and shipped to Trenton in all their fresh squishiness. I read once that 439,000 Butterscotch Krimpets are...

Yeah, I’m a classy guy. Ranger scooped up a handful of popcorn. A little girl’s life is at stake. That doesn’t leave much room for ego and turf wars.

You think I'm gonna feel better eatin' a carrot? Get a grip. There's two idiots out there trying to kill me, and you think I'm gonna waste my last breath on a vegetable? (Lula)

THREE TO GET DEADLY

Took a look at the bookstore lot, filled to capacity with the exception of a few slots

Ranger was not husband material. He was a heart-stopping handsome Latino, dark-skinned and dark-eyed. He was strong inside and out, an enigma who kept his life scars pretty much hidden.

There's a small possibility that I might be a murder suspectStephanie