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We ran to the bedroom and found Gloria pumping half a clip into a picture of her ex-husband. She dropped the gun onto the floor, turned, and mooned the picture and farted. Lula and I took a step back. Sorry, Gloria said. I get gas when I eat too much sugar.

Janet Evanovich

We ran to the bedroom and found Gloria pumping half a clip into a picture of her ex-husband. She dropped the gun onto the floor, turned, and mooned the picture and farted. Lula and I took a step back. Sorry, Gloria said. I get gas when I eat too much sugar.

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