Janet Evanovich Quotes

You had a strange childhood. Everyone’s childhood is strange. It prepares you for the strangeness of adulthood.

Ranger’s Cayenne pulled in behind the SUV. Ranger got out, scooped me up off the ground, and held me close.

Porsche Cayenne. It was his personal fleet car. Very luxe but equipped with ankle restraints bolted onto the

I don't believe this, Diesel said. It just gets worse and worse. Bad I enough I have to play cupid to a butcher, button maker and veterinarian...now have to be sex therapist for a guy who gives people...

I was pressed for time, so all I was able to whip up was deviled eggs with a dollop of Tsar Nicoulai caviar on top, a selection of fruit and artisanal cheeses, and sauteed Dover sole with lemon and ca...

I took a shower and spent some time on my hair, doing the blow-drying thing, adding some gel and some spray. When I was done I looked like Cher on a bad day. Still, Cher on a bad day wasn’t all that b...

My father was in the kitchen putting a new washer in the kitchen faucet. He looked relieved to see Morelli standing in the hallway. He'd probably prefer I bring home someone useful, like a butcher or...

Peripatetic

My fear was that I’d oversleep, and when Ranger broke into my apartment to wake me up, I’d drag him into bed with me. And then what would I tell Joe?

Superheroes are make-believe.Oh yeah? Lula said. What about God?Hmmmm.

I don't believe this, Morelli yelled. I don't fucking believe this. What do you do, sit in bed at night and think about ways to fuck up my life?

I don't need handcuffs to enslave a woman. -Ranger to Stephanie

I need mood music. I gotta get myself ready to kick butt.Lula - High Five

You deserved to get run over. And besides, I barely tapped you. The only reason you broke your leg was because you panicked and tripped over your own feet.You're lucky I didn't sue you.You're lucky I...

That shooting gave me an appetite, she said. Somebody pass

What's with the super soaker? -StephineI had a stork of genius when you called me this morning I said what do I have to do to protect myself from the vampire? And the answer that came to me was holy w...

I’m not driving you anymore, Lula said to me. Every time I take you somewhere, people shoot at us. Not every time.

It was a Geek Squad badge from Best Buy.

Trust him, I said. Trust Superman, Spider-man, E.T., the Ghost of Christmas Present . . . whoever the hell.

Personally, I'm a lazy kind of guy, and leaving the door open on the mystical saves me work. I don't have to stress my brain trying to explain the unexplainable. It's magic. End of discussion.