What if there was no house keeper? What if it had been a ploy to get a woman alone?
What did you do? Blew up a fuel depot, stole twelve rockets and made off with them in a stolen van, got kidnapped by a maniac, and had dinner with a guy who farted fire. That would be funny, but I’m w...
There was a lot of swearing and ineffective bitch-slapping,
The kid pulled a Buck knife out of his pants pocket. How about giving me your purse, bitch? Sally hiked up his skirt, reached into his briefs and pulled out a Glock. How about using that knife to slic...
Sometimes too hot the eye of heaven shines. Holy
She knew that the Germans were unhappy, but like everyone else, she thought Germans were always unhappy.
Ranger keeps small Third World countries secure.
Personally, I'm a lazy kind of guy, and leaving the door open on the mystical saves me work. I don't have to stress my brain trying to explain the unexplainable. It's magic. End of discussion.
Ordinarily, a trip from Westwood to downtown Los Angeles took an hour. But Kate drove with the pedal to the floor, weaving wildly through traffic. She got there in twenty minutes and even managed to e...
Nothing personal? You’ve harassed my mother, stolen my car, and now you’re telling people I’ve gotten you pregnant! In my opinion, getting someone pregnant is pretty fucking personal! Jesus, isn’t it...
My instructions were to disable the car, but one of my men bet Hal a burger he couldn’t get the engine out. So Hal removed the engine.
My grandmother says your grandmother is stalking her.
Morelli was wearing a blazer over a black knit shirt, He took a seat, and his jacket swung wide, exposing the gun at his hip.Nice piece! Grandma said. What is it? Is that a forty-five?It's a nine- mil...
Morelli was an amazing lover, but Ranger was magic.
Morelli turned to Ranger. If anything happens to her, I’m holding you responsible. Understood, Ranger said. Excuse me? I said. I’m an adult. I make my own decisions. And I’m responsible for my well-be...
Morelli looked dazed. What good is a gun without bullets? It's good for scaring people. Or you can hit people with it. Or you can use it to break windows … or crack walnuts.
Morelli grinned down at me. I don't know where he's getting it, but he's got some really good shit in those brownies.
Maybe your pregnant. Oops, hold on, you're not pregnant, on account of you're not gettin any.
Just make sure you’re not withholding information, Sandeman. Your parole officer might find it annoying. He gave me a shot to the shoulder that knocked me back a foot. Somebody yanks my parole officer...
Jeez, Dougie, I said, I thought you were dead. Naw, I just wished I was dead. My dad got transferred to Arkansas, so I went with them, but I’m telling you, Arkansas was no place for me. No action, you...