Okay, so this had all the makings of a cluster fuck, but there was a Dairy Queen Oreo Cheese-Quake Blizzard waiting for me somewhere.
Oh, for God's sake, I said. Just give me the stupid thing. I took the panic button and stuck it into my Super Sexy Miracle Bra. GPS, Ranger said to Morelli. Probably I can find her breast without it,...
Never underestimate maternal rage.
My skill level is so high I do things I don’t even try to do.
My grandmother says your grandmother is stalking her.
Maybe Bunchy was actually Allen Funt in disguise, and I was on funniest bounty hunter bloopers. Margaret
I’ve noticed you only talk ghetto half of the time. I’m multi-lingual, Ranger said.
Is there anything else you need from me? Ranger asked.Not right now.
In my opinion, the only good spider is a dead spider, and women's rights aren't worth dick if they mean I can't ask a man to do my bug squashing.
If this was the shortcut, she didn’t want to see the longcut.
I did such a gigantic eye roll I almost fell over.
Here's a basic difference between Morelli and me. My first thought was always of cake. His first thought was always of sex. Don't get me wrong. I like sex . . . a lot. But it's never going to replace...
Have you eaten?' I asked Diesel.When?'Recently.'No.
Give me the gun. Ranger said.I extracted the gun from my pants and handed it over.Ranger held the gun in the pulm of his hand and smiled. It's warm, he said. He put the gun in the glove compartment an...
Finally, a sport I could enjoy.
Even more bothersome was the fact that Eddie Kuntz's napkin was moving on his lap without benefit of hands. My first inclination was to shout Snake! and shoot, but probably that wouldn't hold up in co...
Cupcake, your middle name is trouble.
My mother said when she opened the door to me. It's no wonder we have so much crime today what with these short skirts. How can you sit in a skirt like that? Everyone can see everything. It's two inch...
Then I had to decide if I needed to wear shoes that kicked ass or were good for ass kicking, on account of there's a difference you know. ~ Finger Lickin' Fifteen
We don't appreciate the value of humor sometimes.