Janet Evanovich Quote

What time is it? Lula asked. I might need a doughnut. Is it doughnut time?I'm thinking about eating healthier, I said. More vegetables and fewer doughnuts.What's that about?I don't know. It just came over me.It's a bad idea. What do I look like, Mr. Green Jeans? How would it sound if I said it's vegetable time? People would think I was a nut. Nobody gets a craving for a vegetable. And I'm the one on the diet. What am I gonna do with one carrot or one asparagus? They are not mood enhancers, if you see what I'm saying.I see what you're saying, but there aren't any doughnuts between here and Ernie's house.I guess I could wait. And maybe you're right about the healthy eating. I'm gonna get a carrot cake doughnut.

Janet Evanovich

What time is it? Lula asked. I might need a doughnut. Is it doughnut time?I'm thinking about eating healthier, I said. More vegetables and fewer doughnuts.What's that about?I don't know. It just came over me.It's a bad idea. What do I look like, Mr. Green Jeans? How would it sound if I said it's vegetable time? People would think I was a nut. Nobody gets a craving for a vegetable. And I'm the one on the diet. What am I gonna do with one carrot or one asparagus? They are not mood enhancers, if you see what I'm saying.I see what you're saying, but there aren't any doughnuts between here and Ernie's house.I guess I could wait. And maybe you're right about the healthy eating. I'm gonna get a carrot cake doughnut.

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About Janet Evanovich

Janet Evanovich (née Schneider; April 22, 1943) is an American writer. She began her career writing short contemporary romance novels under the pen name Steffie Hall, but gained fame authoring a series of contemporary mysteries featuring Stephanie Plum, a former lingerie buyer from Trenton, New Jersey, who becomes a bounty hunter to make ends meet after losing her job. The novels in this series have been on The New York Times, USA Today, Wall Street Journal and Amazon bestseller lists. Evanovich has had her last seventeen Plums debut at #1 on the NY Times Best Sellers list and eleven of them have hit #1 on USA Today Best-Selling Books list. She has over two hundred million books in print worldwide, and her books have been translated into over 40 languages.