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Ranger is an unusual name, she managed. Is it a nickname?It's a street name, Ranger said. I was a Ranger in the army.I heard about them Rangers on TV, Grandma said. I heard they get dogs pregnant.My father's mouth dropped open and a piece of ham fell out.My mother froze, her fork poised in midair.That's sort of a joke, I told Grandma. Rangers don't get dogs pregnant in real life.I looked at Ranger for corroboration and got another smile.

Janet Evanovich

Ranger is an unusual name, she managed. Is it a nickname?It's a street name, Ranger said. I was a Ranger in the army.I heard about them Rangers on TV, Grandma said. I heard they get dogs pregnant.My father's mouth dropped open and a piece of ham fell out.My mother froze, her fork poised in midair.That's sort of a joke, I told Grandma. Rangers don't get dogs pregnant in real life.I looked at Ranger for corroboration and got another smile.

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About Janet Evanovich

Janet Evanovich (née Schneider; April 22, 1943) is an American writer. She began her career writing short contemporary romance novels under the pen name Steffie Hall, but gained fame authoring a series of contemporary mysteries featuring Stephanie Plum, a former lingerie buyer from Trenton, New Jersey, who becomes a bounty hunter to make ends meet after losing her job. The novels in this series have been on The New York Times, USA Today, Wall Street Journal and Amazon bestseller lists. Evanovich has had her last seventeen Plums debut at #1 on the NY Times Best Sellers list and eleven of them have hit #1 on USA Today Best-Selling Books list. She has over two hundred million books in print worldwide, and her books have been translated into over 40 languages.